Just call me senpai
Too kawaii to live, too sugoi to die.
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candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

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drakefanclub:

Fix it jesus

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tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

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ruinedchildhood:

unclefather:

i’m not fuckin around u lil bitch put it back

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FREE MY NIGGA POOKIE!

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lawebloca:

Armadillo playing x

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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) dir. by John Hughes

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therealhamster:

just opened my friends freezer

DTHM.